Lozzy

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  1. bazzashadow

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    didn’t know where to post this but
    Is this where your name came from
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    Haha....that's bang on...apart from the Organised, always knows where things are:confused:

    Only today I went upstairs to the bathroom to brush me teeth after lunch and the toothbrush had disappeared :eek:

    I thought wtf!! It's been in the same place forever... there's nowhere to lose it in the bathroom. Couldn't find it anywhere so gave up.
    Later on I reached for a pen in the kitchen and. ......:confused::eek::D
    I have absolutely no memory of putting it in there lol :oops:
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  3. bazzashadow

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    You know they sell them in the quid shop.
    It must be quite Mankie if it’s been in the same place forever:p
     
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    Can't wait for Valentine's day , not far off now you two :rolleyes::D:p;)
     
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    Don’t know what you mean
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    All old people have a good stand up wash in the kitchen sink :D
     
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    Hahaha f#ck orf :p
    I'm not old.....just well preserved :rolleyes:
     
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    With a flannel !!:D

    They call it a salford shower in Manchester o_O
     
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    Haha I'd forgotten about flannels :eek::eek::eek:

    Awful manky germ harbouring things...I'm amazed we all survived childhood lol :D
     
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    Be careful @Lozzy . You're describing the classic symptoms of Alzheimer's/dementia.

    Perhaps it won't be too long before you go for your Sunday Spam Fritter, enjoy your meal, step outside, and then catch the bus instead of getting on your bike. You'll be sitting in the bus like a doofus in leather, wondering why the frig your carrying around helmet and gloves!!:D:D
     
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    Lol...:D

    Already been there with my lid....true story this....:oops:

    About 5yrs ago me & the bloke go for a Sunday summer blast to Skeggy...
    Stop just outside the town to refuel etc and I nipped into the loo.
    I came out & walked over to where D was with the bikes and suddenly thought...oh shit :eek: where's me lid!
    Ran back to the loo...checked...nope not there....went into the petrol station...not there either!
    Starting to panic by then thinking how the hell do I get back from skeggy with no lid!
    Walks back to D who's been watching all this as he smoked his fag...

    He's says "What you doing?!?"

    I goes...I've lost my lid...I can't find it!

    He just stares at me then in a really funny way and goes...

    "It's on your fucking head...OH..MY...GOD"
    and collapses laughing :D
     
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    ya dizzy bag hahaha :rolleyes::rolleyes::D;)
     
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    Really well preserved;)
     
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    I'm 42 I was just nipping out to get some milk could not find my trusty doc m boots my alpinestars half boot things were out in workshop so i put on my running shoes and went to the shops . Came back with the stuff started to put it away opened fridge and on second shelf my docs were sat next to the butter. Wtf .I thought one of the kids had done it but them and the wife all just laughed and denied all.
     
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    They are trying to send you to the funny farm mate;)
     
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    Can't be arsed
     
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