Remember the date boys and girls, you don't want to be the one dashing in to the petrol station on Thursday, buying the only remaining card, the one that only Uncle Fester would get for his wife, and buying the out of date box of After 8 Mints that have been on offer since New Year, with the bunch of flowers that smell of petrol and exhaust fumes! You have been warned
My wife thinks valentines day is over hyped crap and I don't need to spend anything on her...she is one cool woman
She's probably getting a secret Valentines that you don't know about...that's why.. Mwaaaahaaaahaaaaa
Looking forward to this story..............poor buggers probably all bundled into a cupboard and discarded
Only a few days to go So if any of my admirers are still scratching their heads now @Barstewardsquad has put the kybosh on the usual offerings.....here's a few suggestions I tried this on the other day & it's gorgeous...this will incur many many brownie points for the sender https://www.dstoremanchester.co.uk/...ce-perforated-kangaroo-leather-race-suit.html Or... A nice QS.....small enough to get in the post too.....so you don't have to deliver personally & I end up having to call the police Or.... Any nice Carbon bits ....NOT Chinese ( you know who you are ) Love you all loads.....(especially @bazzashadow ) ....in anticipation... Lozzy xxx
Going by the 200 odd posts of unrelated shite on the other thread I think she might have a slim chance lol
My current future mrs x graveltrap is of the opinion that Valentine's is for those seaking love not those happily married ect . So ive sent a card and papermache cast of my knob to kelly brook . Again . To be fair Mrs graveltrap has sent kelly a papermache cast of her chest and a card saying look we match.
I am also one who loves a bit of papier-mâché cloning of my special parts. I've found that newspaper is one of the better mediums for this art form. As my knob and clangers hardened (and I refer to the papier-mâché and not the flesh version) I found my self getting overly excited. I could not fathom whether it was my lifelike creation, or reading the newsprint splendour of Dear Deidre glued across my head.
You can actually get a kit to mould you bit for a tool that women like But there was not enough mould in the kit
Gutted I can’t find it on the net but I have just watched the new crunchy nut advert and there is hope for me with Lozzy