JULIA BRADBURY..... not a weird crush, I mean she's not ridiculously stunning but just something about her...... And I'll tell you what that something is. About 15 years ago I had..... Shall we say, one of them one night stand things with a girl who was the absolute double of her!!! Now every time I see her on TV.... Which is alot, it takes me back to that stolen evening I spent with her. Ah..... What was it she said to me? Yes that was it..... If I knew you were going to come inside me I'd have let you put it in my arse!!!