I've never named, or made gender specific, any of my vehicles ever, until my FireBlade. But front on the headlight reminded me so much of Kaiser Wilhelm's moustache I dubbed it 'Bill'. I too have an evil little shit of a cat, but he's called Bert. Interesting what you say Jamie as several times Bill has tried to persuade me to ride right over Belgium...?
He is wise, maybe you should just do as he say's lol after all he does believe that ''You English are mad, mad, mad as March hares.'' so you just might do it
what is it with them!! we got one who looks like butter wouldnt melt.... in truth he is a heat seeking, fake loving, killing machine mercenary little f*cker!! meet enzo the cat Getting big now..
Well done Jimbo. Jeanette is now wandering around the house saying "I want him, I want him. Can we have a kitten". Bert is giving me the "Don't youf ucking dare" look.
Well at 5:00 am this morning Bert was fighting with another cat,...from inside the house. Bert was inside the cat flap and the other cat was outside it and they were trading punches against the plastic and screaming at each othe for the time it took to wake me up and walk through to the kitchen at which time the other cat ran away and Bert dived through the flap after him. We live with a bird sanctuary on one side a cemetery on another and an orchard on another and the little git believes it's destiny to leave the entire village some kind of avian and rodent free scorched earth. For the last 12 years I've found so many rodent heads on the door step I feel like I owe Don Corleone a favour.
And now, as it's pissing down for the first time in ages he's remembered how much he loves getting soaking wet then coming in to be dried off with his 'special' towel so he can go out and get soaking wet again.
