Nothing for sale

Discussion in 'Parts, Accessories & Clothing' started by Carl, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. Carl

    Carl Well-Known Member

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    I'm putting up for sale my 'nothing' at the Bargain price of nothing. Just send me the cost of postage £0.60 and I will not charge for packaging!
    I have any number of these and will be able to satisfy anyone that want one. This is not a gimmick or con you will get nothing at a cost of nothing, all you need to do is send me £0.60 and your very own nothing will be dispatched first class
     
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  2. kpone

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    Done.

    I just 'haven't' sent you payment for it mate.

    Good 'not' doing business with you as usual.

    Ken
     
  3. exfire

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    Have you got any reviews of your 'nothing' offers from previous purchasers ?

    I am a bit dubious about purchasing nothing for nothing. The reason being, that I have purchased something before and had to pay something but instead of receiving something I received nothing. So a nothing for nothing offer seems just too good to be true !

    Is your nothing a genuine nothing or a copy nothing ? is there a certificate of authenticity as to it's state of nothingness ?

    Also, do you do nothing gift vouchers ? as I would like to present all of the forum members with nothing.

    Thanks for nothing. Nige
     
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  4. eyore

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    Can I send you £1.20 to have nothing dispatched by courier:eek:
     
  5. Repsol Rob

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    Carl licking that L.U.F.C sticker and sticking to your pride and joy has sent you ga ga mate ! :D
     
  6. Repsol Rob

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    That may be his excuse ......................but what about the rest of us ?:eek:
     
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  8. Garyb

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    While your on the subject of (nothing) the air guitar I bought from you is fantastic.
    I just can't remember where I left it. :D
     
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  9. martinowen

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    no he must of lost it before licking and sticking mate, he bought the piece of crap In the first place!
     
  10. Jimbo Vills

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    Move along people..... Nothing to see here!!
     
  11. Repsol Rob

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    Well i "Know nothin"....... watch the vid....maybe you all can join in ! lol
     
  12. Repsol Rob

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    Martin !!!!! im havin none of that............................................i bought the very same bike !!!!!!!!! :D
     
  13. Garyb

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    Haha, saw what you did there Jimbo, well I didn't actually see it............;)
     
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  14. abv

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    Well this is Much Ado About Nothing
     
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  15. martinowen

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    Lol
     
  16. kpone

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    I can tell you all that Carl's nothing is something to behold. No caveat emptor here to concern yourselves with. If there's one thing Carl's good for, it's nothing.
     
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  17. Freedom of choice

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    Carl. I would be really interested in a black one if you have one? If you have can you post a pic mate.
     
  18. kpone

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    Here's a shot of the last nothing I got from Carl, David.

















    As you can see, it's the clear one. Black was out of stock.
     
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  19. Freedom of choice

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    L just asked what I am laughing at....Nothing dear.
     
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  20. Freedom of choice

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    I just asked L to remind me what she got me for my 50th birthday. "Nothing" she said "you wouldn’t make your bloody mind up". You kept that quiet Carl, I didn’t know you supplied it. It takes pride of place in my office next to the bowl of flying saucer sweets.
     
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