Not the topic I was expecting Scott. I was thinking you had some kind of confession to get off your chest.
I can't find anywhere that sells trannys but found this place for you that hires them fairly cheap: Drag Queen Hire, Booka a Drag Act You'd likely need to go to Thailand to buy one
lol i just clicked on that thinking it was a year hire of a tranny i can take racing. a midget tranny would prob take up less space if i got one from that website