Love Island.

Well, if they were the last men left in the world ( god help us ) itd have to be Adam.....nice bod & tatts, providing he put a bag on his silly manacured head and didn't speak I guess I could amuse myself for a couple of hours with what's going on from the neck down

 

So Lozzy, you're a short-term relationship kinda gal who doesn't mind if your man's eyes are on the neighbour, the woman pushing a pram down the street; the woman postie; the Tesco cashier . . . I think even The Honourable Theresa May would be a starter for Adam!!

 

I dont watch it . The camp commandant/wife doesnt nor any soaps so i count that as a win. She does sometimes watch that terrible geordie shore thing . Says its utter dross and it amuses her how terrible the whole show is. If i forget myself and utter a complaint she comes back with well im always revited by all the motogp wsb bsb endurance and road racing that you watch i then try to focus on her burning eyes and not the heaving breasticles and offer to fetch her another glass of shiraz or something whilst leaving the room as quickly as possible.

 

Also doesnt love island take a load of fiat 500 audi a1 and corsas being driven by the orange ladys off the road

 

You find WSB rivetting??!!!

 

Not in a while im afraid. But hopefully the yams will carry on winning i really want cammier to get some wins then the duc v4 will come in and hopefully someone will start to campain a gsxr again . But yes the kawasaki show with chaz support has made the circus lose its apeal . I also hate the saturday sunday split races.

 

Yes agreed.......my other half has a white Fiat 500 and the world is a safer place when Love island is on

My thoughts exactly, and hopefully Jonathon Rea will move on somewhere too! even my 2018 WSB calender I have up at work is boring the life out of me!!

 

Hehas signed for kawasaki again i think another 2 years.

 

Heard there was talk of him going to Yamaha and Van der Mark going the other way? That might be a few weeks old that need though.

 

Made the mistake of reading this starting with the last post , then it got weird

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...-barton-hanson-lingerie-sex-toys-webcam-girl/

And there was me thinking @nigelrb & @PauloHRC were watching it for the intellectual imput

Ps.... be warned, she charges more per hour than a Honda dealer just in case you were thinking of having a neb

 

Nope not bothered about any intellectual properties haha

Bit steep that though isn't it £2 a minute!?

 

Well I guess having a duck face that could suck your eyeballs out from 50yds probably justify's it

 

Damn!

Fortunately she isn't in my 'favourites' page. I gotta vote HER off the island.

She might be entrepreneurial, but no guy, or woman for that matter, wants a girl who shares herself with the public more than Theresa May.

 

Hmmmm.......it's a fair point well put!

 

Now there's a thought.....Theresa May on Love Island parading round in a bikini!

I just had a shudder and there is a frosty layer covering my body!

 

That's the 2nd time Nigels mentioned her

I reckon he's got this on his bed

 

Yeah he could sit on her face!!

 

And do a big trump