Di's New SP

Discussion in 'General 1000RR Discussion' started by Lozzy, Feb 1, 2019.

  1. Lozzy

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    If Honda invented one of these for the Blade they'd have even more of us ;)

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    Whoa:eek:! So many things come to mind, but I'm holding my tongue on this one. Not so sure whether @bazzashadow will though:).
     
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    :p:p:p
    That about sums up a women driver:D:D:D
     
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    Wish I was nigel;););)
     
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  5. Lozzy

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    I wish I was Kelly Brook...but it's not gonna happen..

    Mind you I bet Nige is chuffed you want to be him :)

    That IS what you meant isn't it o_O :p :D
     
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    Kelly brook[​IMG]
    watched her on antiques road trip
    and I love her even more now

    if you was Kelly brook I would be riding how ever many miles to deliver your pies:D
     
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  7. Lozzy

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    Shall we have a mutual appreciation Kelly Brook moment :) ;)

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  8. bazzashadow

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    I just fell off my chair
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    Thank you Lozzy;)
     
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  9. Gravel trap

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    Ahem I hate to upset any body but I must advise Kelly b is going to be the future Mrs graveltrap. I have cleared this with the current Mrs graveltrap and she said as she fancys her too its all good we will live very happily together. Sure she said something about happily riding kelly when I was buggering about with carbon something and hrc blah blah .
     
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    Damn. I forgot to mention in my post 78 with the You Tube video to take a proper look at that SP. The guy's put pillion pegs on it? WTF. I suppose if he's carrying an Asian lass she'll be under the weight limit, but it sure took me by surprise!


    I must applaud your life outlook, GT. If more people were to live together and share together, what a better world it would be:D. Another benefit of course is that there can always be one 'partner' barefoot in the kitchen, while the other's doing laundry chores, shopping, or whatever 'upstairs' needs might arise.

    It also seems the present Mrs GT is well-versed in the motorcycling hierarchy. For that she deserves credit, because she talks about 'carbon and HRC' as opposed to 'carbon and Repsol'. Ah, the mark of a true motorcyclist's wife! As for Kelly, a brief instruction on carbon, canoodling, and cunnilingus will see her quickly adapt to the GT household.:);)
     
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    I have some better pic's that would leave you in the corner weighting 2 stone less :) but they would get me banned off here for ever :cool:
     
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  12. Lozzy

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    Ahem.....

    Time I think to get back onto sp stuff again lol ...:rolleyes:

    Mind you...she is gorgeous...I would :D......if I was going to tip over into the rugmuncher club :D

    Rearsets/levers next this week. ..she's seen some well tasty Gilles adjustable ones now...:)
     
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    Fuck me can she breath in anymore in that photo? It’s been years since anyone could see a rib
     
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    Come on Raph!:rolleyes:

    You must understand the psyche of women. In their late teens and early twenties they ALL breathe in to accentuate their chest.

    However, and this is quite remarkable:), after their twenties and upon entering the thirties they still ALL breathe in, but this time to camouflage rolls of fat and cellulite as they pack it into Spandex 'slimming' belts! :D:D
     
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    Well....excuse me @raphael & @nigelrb o_O

    I forgot how much better you blokes aged....with your moobs...beer bellies...big feckin hairy ears & secret viagara supplies

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    Kin ell Lozzy you’ve discribed me spot on
     
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    I bet they will both have a headache at the same time;);)
     
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    And.....o_O

    THAT word is sooo old even Google doesn't recognise it o_O

    " I say darling......do you fancy a bit of cunnilingus with our cocoa? "

    Said no stud muffin ever :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     

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