Words that don't work in the US

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  1. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    I was speaking with one of my workers the other day and used the word "niggle", to which he looked stunned and said, "The hell you just call me?" Human resources had me in for a chat afterwards.

    A friend was smoking a cigarette while we were working on his bike, I said "Finish your fag, we have work to do." His reply? "My sexual preference is none of your business, you toxic asshole." He then stormed off, leaving his rainbow brake levers (with penis decals) on my workbench.
     
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  2. nigelrb

    nigelrb Elite Member

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    I hope you didn't call a female Human Resource member 'madam'!:D;)
     
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  3. Kevin1

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    Fanny pack = bum bag.
     
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  4. nigelrb

    nigelrb Elite Member

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    Depends which way one wears it!;)
     
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  5. dmc12

    dmc12 Well-Known Member

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    Are you originally British, Spygoat?
     
  6. nigelrb

    nigelrb Elite Member

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    Allegedly!!:D
     
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  7. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    Via Rutherglen, Glasgow.

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    No man is an island, Nigel.
     
  8. dave the rave

    dave the rave Active Member

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    other words that don't work in America "don't shoot i'm
    Don't shoot
     
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  9. Black & White

    Black & White Well-Known Member

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    @Spygoat. Offering to push his stool in will not make amends!
     
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  10. bazzashadow

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    No wonder they can’t understand you, we can’t either ;):D:p:p
     
  11. Barstewardsquad

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    and who is wearing it ;)
     
  12. Mattie660

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    Anything that Guy Martin says ..:D
     
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    Pmsl :D
     
  14. bazzashadow

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    How do the yanks” sh@@ their pants”:confused:
     
  15. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    I recall, as a young man, my friends coming to my house (in America) would always ask what language my Mother was speaking.
     
  16. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    I always get the feeling Guy Martin is about to say or do something completely inappropriate. One of the TT documentaries I watched had him, while working on a lorry, talking about wanking in a van on race weekends. In the disconnected Guy Martin way of speaking, it was hilarious.
     
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  17. exuptoy

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    He’s some boy!
     

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