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  1. LRJimmy

    LRJimmy Active Member

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    Already shaved and don't have a bunny. But I'm open ;)
     
  2. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    @LRJimmy is there no bottom to the well of depravity in which you dwell?
     
  3. LRJimmy

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    None whatsoever mate! Im getting on a flight very soon and getting out of Dodge so I am a very happy bunny - but I've always been a tart :rolleyes:
     
  4. Boothman

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    Rest assured - I seek no elevation from any other forum member and my head is still a good distance from my arse (and I did find your post @Spygoat funny not offensive).

    I sarcastically raised the hypocrisy of the bum licking which on reflection was unnecessary and so apologised. Simple good manners that’s all.
     
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  5. Lozzy

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    Anyone?!? help...
    Just fixing a curtain pole bracket...there's 2 screws per bracket but shite nil instructions...
    I take it 1 screw in the top obviously but what about 2nd screw? Bottom bit as arrowed?!? and if so what's point of the hole between?
    I'll be nice for a week to whoever can help quick :D
     
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  6. Lozzy

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    Oops here's pics

    20190917_113309.jpg 2019-09-17 11.35.05.jpg
     
  7. LRJimmy

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    I'm really not sure if you are being sarcastic with the helpless girl bit (in true "Well Known Bumlicker" form I retract the aforementioned sentence as it wasn't meant to sound bad) but I'm a nice chap and will try.
    The hole in the middle allows you to have the first screw already in the wall nearly all the way in and then you simply put the bracket on, allow it to slide down and then tighten that screw, Fit second screw at the bottom of the slot to prevent the whole thing moving up and give more security in the fixing. BUT I never used the screws that come with those sort of things. They are cheap crap and will almost always round off or snap. Hope that was of some use? :D
     
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  8. nigelrb

    nigelrb Elite Member

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    Agree with above.

    I would also pre-drill the holes with a fine drill bit about half the diameter of the screw. Will make fixing easier and will be just as strong when completed.;)
     
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  9. Lozzy

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    Cheers dude but I'd already worked it out ;):).....AND.... only drilled thru one of my fingers which is an improvement on my usual diy disasters... however I shall honour my 7 days of niceness for your kindness in replying :D
     
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    Can I have three and a half days cos I was late - but the tip is good!
     
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  11. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    There's a joke in there, I'm sure of it.
     
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  12. Lozzy

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    My mates up in Dundee and he's seen this statue and wondered if it was you? :)

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  13. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    Rubbish, lass! I am a fit athletic lad.
     
  14. Lozzy

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    That IS classified as fit & athletic up Scotland :D
     
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    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    hahahaha..maybe, but we McEwan men come from fit Highland stock.
     
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    bazzashadow Elite Member

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    what the f@@@ is going on behind him:eek:
     
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  17. Lozzy

    Lozzy God Like

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    Haha just seen that :D:D:D
    Unfortunate camera angle hopefully :confused::D
     
  18. bazzashadow

    bazzashadow Elite Member

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    if you go to Yarmouth pleasure beach and stand in the wrong place it looks like the giant is having a bit of pleasure;)
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    Member ID tag thread gone AWOL :rolleyes:
     
  20. bazzashadow

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    that is stunning
    goes so well with the colour scheme:D
     
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