Big Bag of Oxford Ear Plugs

I had a pet once @Lozzy

 

You mean you’re getting the surgery to pin back your ears?

 

Damn! Just as I was converting to Islam.

 

Posted them today @mk3golfcab
And these arrived for me from @bazzashadow....along with most of his stamp collection lol...
What lovely sharing folks there are on here

 

So true @Lozzy but we are a man down today there is a void in the knowledge base

 

thanks lozzy much appreciated
I don’t think he’s coming back

 

There is no room in the world today for stale old gammons....the future is woke wimmin......& I AND my supreme knowledge of everything....including THESE BIG SHOUTY LETTERS is at your disposal...with one line answers as a bonus

 

Come on , what's happened. What have you done now Lozzy

 

Not me....I know nuffink

 

Lozzy has finally upset Nigel to the point of no return mark.

 

I wish I'd have wiped all your ear plugs on Nips chutney bucket now

 

But who will correct your spelling errors oh Supreme One?

 

There not spillink mishtakes their just the noo way to do em

 

i Hope they were sealed with a kiss for me.

 

Maybe I read too much into it but Afro-America women are the way ahead?? ... @Lozzy must have a lot of make up on

 

going back to nips favorite toys back in the mid 90s I was invited to a new girlfriends house for Sunday lunch and to meet her parents . I was greeted at the door buy the mum and daughter . the mum said we heard you coming so Dave's putting the dog away as he's a bit giddy with new people . (slab side gsxr750 with a full yoshi ) I said oh ok I love dogs so don't worry. girlfriend said no butterscotch is mental its best. well a lovely meal was soon put before me and I was tucking in when the barking started mum looked at the dad who said fine ill go he's probably wanting a pee next thing we hear is dad shouting butterscotch come here put that down get back here butterscotch the dinning room door burst open a wonky eyed Springer bounded into view and ran round the room and under the table smashing table legs and into the chairs as it speeded round and round . no biggie except for the 15inch black double ended dildo hanging from butterscotchs trap. the dad was chasing it the mum screaming the gf crying I didn't know weather to laugh help myself to another yorkshire pud or date the mum instead. the dildo wielding hound carried on running through the house being chased for another 10 mins . when finaly cought the dad chucked the dildo out into the back garden . You idiot Dave he will burry it now. I never got invited back .

 

Any left?

 

No sorry....Liam had them all