Lockdown- what you done?

Discussion in 'General 1000RR Discussion' started by Paul Longstaff, Mar 28, 2020.

  1. Lozzy

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    You could try it....then test it out for us in some of the remote areas where visitors are currently getting stoned...
     
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    Not me ,,,,,, couldn't be arsed :D:D:D:D
     
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  3. Jez

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    I was on my usual walk a while ago and the horse in the field was playing fuck because his mates had been taken out riding and he was still stuck in the paddock. I did not realise they were quite so intelligent
     
  4. Jez

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    If I did ride my bike it would be round work areas as the gov/police do not care about or police these areas
     
  5. bazzashadow

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    please take them stickers off your tumble dryer paulo;):p:p:p
     
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  6. PauloHRC

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    Why??........ You want them for your swing arm?? ;):D:D:D:D
     
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  7. PauloHRC

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    Red socks at the ready for the next work out!

    Green socks currently being burned..... Sorry Chin ;):D
     
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    They're not, they are however a herd animal and so don't like being on their own. They rely on each other for protection and so get stressed when on their own. Oh fook I am starting to sound like the wife :eek:
     
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  9. Brom66

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    Do you have square trees ?:D
     
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  10. bazzashadow

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    Lovely job;);):p:p:p:p
     
  11. bonjo

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    watched 2001 philip island motogp race on Ytube. Absolutely amazing. Highly recommend it
    The finess, speed, talent and respect for each other, puts modern spoil motogp brats (ridesrs!) to shame
     
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  12. tuktuk

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    First time I've had the pedal bike out in ages, roads couldnt be quieter yet still end up in an argument with someone :D

    Riding towards a junction on a really tight street, cars parked on my right so I'm on my side of the road with only enough space to get a car through. Enters guy in pickup truck, crosses straight over junction and sticks himself infront of me with nowhere to go. He tells me I should have stopped earlier and moved over behind the parked cars on the right o_O Yeah mate that's a logical sequence of events isn't it. Penis.
     
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  13. mk3golfcab

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    Spending most of my time driving round in my pickup yelling at cyclists even though I’m in the wrong. Busy old days :D
     
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  14. tuktuk

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    Knew I recognised the number plate.

    CUNT :p
     
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    Glad you saw the funny side of my post! I’ve pissed the misses off enough without upsetting everyone else :D
     
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  16. Paul Longstaff

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    Tuktuk we should get together. You've got the pedal bike and I've got an old knackered honda lawn mower 135cc of raw brute power.
    We can marry them together and voila a 'babyblade'
    The guy in the truck would be shit scared of you then and he would be waving you through :D
     
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  17. tuktuk

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    Just need a set of monster truck style wheels and could have ridden straight over the grumpy bastard :D
     
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  18. mk3golfcab

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    I’ve got a K series lotus (rover) engine in the garage although I fear you would spend most of the time being broken down :D
     
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  19. tuktuk

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    Put it in a classic mini! Then you can watch the shell turn brown and drop to bits as you are waiting for the RAC :p
     
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  20. Paul Longstaff

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    And you can do all if this in the SECOND week of lockdown.
    Christ at this rate the lockdown going to fly by
     
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