Holy moly, never realised fry light turned you ginge, just been through Mrs KBs kitchen cupboards and thrown out every bottle she had.
It gets worse, just been for a pee, thought it was a trick of the light, anyone know the best way to remove pubic hair ?
Ps don't use that Ronco twirling body hair remover thing from the 80's.....I'm still having reconstructive surgery lol
Me oldest boys partner and daughter are ginge, always thought they were born like it, although the little one had no hair at birth, never realised it was her cooking habits that was the cause, just texted him to buy a big bottle of crisp and dry on the way home and clear the cupboards when he gets there, no time to waste IMO
Thanks for that advice Loz, was going to use Mrs KBs tweezers but could be a long job, so its a flip of the coin between me hair clippers and the Flymo
Go full porn star and take the lot off... It may distract Mrs KB when she wonders where all her Fry Lights gone
To paraphrase the BBC should just fuck off, and when they get there fuck off from there too, then fuck off some more, keep fucking off until they get back here, then fuck off again! I really can't wait until they start trying to take people over 75 to court for refusing to pay for their crappy service, their reputation is going to get slaughtered once the stories of the Crapita reps starts hitting the mainstream.
I would love to see them try and take my dad to court , he's 77 and has not paid for years , he just says fuck em I'm going foxing Anyway BIKERS LIVES MATTER
Apparently the BBC News Facebook page has been inundated with a load of posts as there have been protests over child sex trafficking and the Beeb have decided not to cover them for some reason or other.
If you an elderly relative who doesn't have a TV license make sure that when the Crapita salesman turns up that they just say not interested and then close the door. Don't let let get in to a conversation with the tossers as they will just twist whatever is said if it goes to court.
Once you've removed said curlies, put them on the bedside cabinet. They can later be used as a 'Gorilla mask', or possibly an 'Orangutan mask', in your case?
Dame Vera Lynn’s rendition of Land of Hope and Glory goes to no1 in the UK iTunes chart giving a big 2 fingers to the BBC.
I'm sure the Beeb will say the V's up is actually V for Victory in their cause of combatting Far Right flag waving song singing extremists.
Probably people wondering what the hell is offensive about Land of Hope and Glory and downloading it to try and figure it out
