Hi everyone. My work is doing secret Santa this year and I’m stuffed. I’ve got a good friend to buy for who isn’t easily offended, but, I’m struggling to find something! Any ideas from the depths of your dirty minds? Limit is £10-20 arghhh! Hate Christmas, cheers’
We have stopped doing the silly present Secret Santa that just ends up in the bin. We usually get something appropriate to the person or something that is half-way decent. How about one of those minimalist card holder wallet jobies ? - this one available in different colours £18.99 Even if not used as the main wallet it is still useful for those times when you do not need the full wallet, and a card and a few notes will do. If you do buy them one of these remember to add a coin to the present as it is bad luck to give someone an "empty" wallet (according to my mum !) Good luck in your hunt !
That’s a good one, like it! Yes, old wives tale or not I always put a good luck coin in a purse/wallet etc. thanks Mattie
If he has a sense humour how about buying a KFC bargain bucket, eating it, and then pooing in the empty bucket before wrapping it in cling film and then xmas paper? Added benefit is that you will never be asked to partake in this stupid colonial inspired ritual ever again
Because its secret just get the crappest jokey present you can find. A trip to B and M Home Bargains should cover it mate
Back in the day of my subaru club, we did a xmas meet with secret santa bought my victim a 20" double ended dildo
I bought for a workmate a mug that was just so him - it said After this Coffee I Am Going For a Dump written on it - laugh ! But for someone else, who was more senior and had just taken delivery of a new BMW bike I got a nice looking BMW mug. It depends, but some thought still has to go into it for it to work.
Think I’m sorted now. I went for thoughtful in the end getting a replicated signed script for National lampoons xmas vacation. Will probably get the dildo too though
