Panic at the Pumps

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  1. Givover

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    Yes you guessed right .The goverment has just given advice on the proposed Tanker drivers strike ,which is Fill up and stockpile a bit in the garage ''Great'' so now up here in Manchester the are garages running out and queues Russian style. Bike sat in the garage empty not happy.:mad:
     
    #1 Givover, Mar 28, 2012
  2. Jamiestrada

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    This always happens, mass hysteria over naff all :(
     
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  3. kpone

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    As if houses in Manchester didn't have enough low explosives stashed in them already.
     
    #3 kpone, Mar 28, 2012
  4. Dave-uk

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    That's funny, remember a few months ago when the riots happened you couldn't fill a jerry can, the government "advised" petrol stations to ban it.
     
    #4 Dave-uk, Mar 28, 2012
  5. Hobey600

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    My bikes full so I don't care!! If I run out I can always siphon off Dave's bald and Bonnie :D

    Xx
     
    #5 Hobey600, Mar 28, 2012
  6. Dave-uk

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    You mean blade babe :D
    That's not nice, anyway do you know how to fill the bike up :D :D
     
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  7. kpone

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    Hell hath no fury like the missus with the garage keys.

    I'm sure there's a legal limit to how much petrol you can store anyway.
     
    #7 kpone, Mar 28, 2012
  8. Hobey600

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    Oh yeah lol, bloomin I pad and instant spelling corrections :D

    How can you say that, that is really uncalled for :eek: who leaves the car with quarter of a tank as I'm just about to drive it?? Well huh?? It's not me is it? :eek: of course I know how to syphon your bikes off I've watched you enough times :D. I know it's the green hosed thingy at the petrol station that I need to use, then I just pull the lever an hey presto petrol goes into my tank and it gets filled up (get your mind out of the gutter!!)lol.

    Xxx
     
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  9. Hobey600

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    Not just garage keys ken, bike too, bear in mind I need to get Dave's bike out of the garage to be able to get to mine at the minute. Mmmmmmmm.

    Xx
     
    #9 Hobey600, Mar 28, 2012
  10. kpone

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    Best not to wind you up any further then for his protection.



    Except to ask, How did you know where my mind was going with your last post? Uncanny...
     
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  11. Givover

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    Glad to know you are covered in this situation Ken ,as you can always mix a bit of Turpentine and Paraffin and get that old shitter running!!
     
    #11 Givover, Mar 28, 2012
  12. kpone

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    Bloody right. I'll be out on Exminster Marshes tonight cutting peat.




    If there are any members of the RSPB reading, that was, of course, a joke!
     
    #12 kpone, Mar 28, 2012
  13. Hobey600

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    Lol, I'm married to Dave, you can't say anything without him thinking something smutty lol.

    It's fine, he doesn't need protecting ken, he's pretty good at doing that himself (see, now he's gonna find something in that sentence as well!)

    Xx
     
    #13 Hobey600, Mar 28, 2012
  14. slowr1der

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    Don't worry about siphoning the fuel from his bike, just ride it for him I mean if you have to get it out of the garage anyway it would be rude not to :)
     
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  15. Gazza13

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    Also noticed bloody garages have put fuel up again!! went upto blackpool yesterday and the BP garage was £1.47 a ltr (diesel) on the way down to south manchester today its £1.57!! WTF
    Taking the pee now.

    Thanks
    Gary
     
    #15 Gazza13, Mar 28, 2012
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    Beer shortages soon !!!

    Pub announcement !
     

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  18. Givover

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    Mint!!!
     
    #18 Givover, Mar 29, 2012
  19. Benn The Pig

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    Genius !
     
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  20. AshBlade

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    Can i make it to matlock bath and back to Scarborough on one full tank of petrol.??????:)
     
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