Corr! The good old days eh? Not only did he have to replace the plants he had to dig some gardens too. Poor bastard! If he tried that today he'd get his mum & dad evicted! The supercillious little prick. What does he think he's going to achieve telling his sad story of his piddling misdemeanour, That we're going to think that he's one of the boys and he's street, or is it the uplifting tale of one, once a convicted criminal, now risen to the towering position of lickspittle to an arsehole.
No, hang on a minute. I've got more to say on this. Obviously, at least to the non Sun and Hello reading masses, some spin doctor has told him to trawl out this story in order to make him appear more a man of the people. The trouble is that he's not enough of a politician or perhaps not got the brain cells to say "f**k off, it'll make me look a twat". So who is making the big decisions in the country? Elected officials or a bunch of, let's face it despite their official titles, journalists, the integrity of whom has only recently been made very apparent.
