Funnies - viewers discretion advised

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  1. Gums

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    Yeah right

    Please if you do not like the jokes don't read them. there is a viewers discretion advised on the title for a reason
     

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    your point of view all depends if you're a bloke or not
     

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    How to move your BBQ

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    what would your question be ?
     

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    Pedrosa's new airbag suit?
     
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    prostrate problems ? got a strong dong ?


    200kgs
     
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    Ahhhhhh put nsfw
     
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    1. Open google maps
    2. Go to get directions
    3. Type on china as your starting point
    4. Make Taiwan your destination
    5. Read step 48
     
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    Brilliant!

    But I think when the time comes for China to go to Taiwan, they wont need to swim, they'll just walk across the bodies.
     
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    Spent an hour at the wife's grave yesterday, bless her, she thinks I'm digging a pond.
     
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    'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.
    'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
    'Is it common?
    'Its not unusual.'
     
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    So i went to the Dentist. He said say Aaah''. I said ''Why''? He said ''My Dog's died''
     
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    My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
    "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
    I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
    I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
    And then the fight started........
     
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