Switched on my work PCs this morning at quarter to eight, raring to start the day's businessing, so obviously loaded up my personal email just prior to a bit of youtubing and perhaps a soupcon of FaceBook and Ebay scanning. Yes, the work ethic is not strong in this one... Feck me sideways! 137 new emails since 17:00 yesterday. I've suddenly become popular. The 7 turn out to be genuine spam, Nigerian philanthropist offers and an update from my penis enlargement centre order status, and the 130 turn out to be email notifications from 1000rr.co.uk... Obviously, I expected that a fight had broken out on here last night until I noticed that all the emails were dated between March and April............2013........ And they're still trickling in. Nice to see 21st century communications at work. It's hardly distinguishable from black magic, isn't it.
What the hell! I haven't heard a thing from the Nigerian philanthropist about my order, and I did a bank transfer along with all my private financial details to speed up the process! Enjoy your black magic! (although this does sound like a love honey promotion, lol)
Don't worry. The Nigerian anti scam department have been checking and found that some bad people have been trying to scam me. Luckily they saw and stopped it, but the best news is that I am entitled to $500,000,000 compensation. Just waiting for the funds to clear now I have paid the transaction fee, and then it is free blades all round.
