Fook it, I thought it was a Croatian flag or somewhere else like that, In those immortal words of Graham Taylor, ‘ Do I not Iike orange ‘
Hello! I've got my sister visiting and I have been so busy at the office that I can't even take a moment to myself. Contract work was last week. Check the headlines...
What's it been......like 4 days since you've not been on the forum or what?? Be careful @Spygoat people will start thinking you've actually got a life!!!!
To do a Nigel you have to do the 'flounce' ....and given @Spygoat rugged countenance & special skills I doubt he is capable of mastering it
I agree - @Spygoat is more likely to ‘Do a Nigel’. As in, from 800 yards with poor visibility because of the dust blowing about, at an uphill trajectory with the sun low to the right and with a varying cross wind from left to right. Than ‘Do a @nigelrb’
No one else has sufficient multi-split personality syndrome to 'effectively' 'do a Nigel'. Well may you try, but it has taken me years of being a child of a dysfunctional family, complemented by years of laying myself at the feet of wives who chose aerobics and coffee mornings over cooktops and washing machines.
And this I’m thinking isn’t sarcasm ....... this is wait ..... I know ...... bitter and twisted . Guessing you spent a fair amount on therapy and divorces along the way @nigelrb
Nup, not a penny. There are entrepreneurs like Sir Richard Branson and Lord Sugar who are labelled 'self-made men'. Whilst I do not claim to be of such status, I am what is newly defined (by myself) as a 'self-repaired man'.
You blokes must like wedding cake... I treat marriage like sticking your finger in the plug socket as a kid....you only do it once then steer well clear
Look at this mofo of a present for him....somebody forward it to Mrs Selmermark quick https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/05/man-...-behind-each-door-for-his-girlfriend-8212912/
