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  1. exuptoy

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    Fook it, I thought it was a Croatian flag or somewhere else like that, In those immortal words of Graham Taylor, ‘ Do I not Iike orange ‘
     
  3. Spygoat

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    Hello! I've got my sister visiting and I have been so busy at the office that I can't even take a moment to myself.

    Contract work was last week. Check the headlines...
     
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  4. exuptoy

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    Why, what do you do?
     
  5. PauloHRC

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    What's it been......like 4 days since you've not been on the forum or what??

    Be careful @Spygoat people will start thinking you've actually got a life!!!! :rolleyes::D;)
     
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    To do a Nigel you have to do the 'flounce' ....and given @Spygoat rugged countenance & special skills I doubt he is capable of mastering it :D
     
  8. Boothman

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    I agree - @Spygoat is more likely to ‘Do a Nigel’. As in, from 800 yards with poor visibility because of the dust blowing about, at an uphill trajectory with the sun low to the right and with a varying cross wind from left to right. Than ‘Do a @nigelrb’
     
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  9. nigelrb

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    No one else has sufficient multi-split personality syndrome to 'effectively' 'do a Nigel'.

    Well may you try, but it has taken me years of being a child of a dysfunctional family, complemented by years of laying myself at the feet of wives who chose aerobics and coffee mornings over cooktops and washing machines. :rolleyes:
     
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  10. Boothman

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    And this I’m thinking isn’t sarcasm ....... this is wait ..... I know ...... bitter and twisted o_O. Guessing you spent a fair amount on therapy and divorces along the way @nigelrb :D
     
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  11. nigelrb

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    Nup, not a penny. There are entrepreneurs like Sir Richard Branson and Lord Sugar who are labelled 'self-made men'.

    Whilst I do not claim to be of such status, I am what is newly defined (by myself:)) as a 'self-repaired man'.:D
     
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  12. Spygoat

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    I work at a bakery.
     
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    You blokes must like wedding cake...
    I treat marriage like sticking your finger in the plug socket as a kid....you only do it once then steer well clear :rolleyes:
     
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    Some folks never learn.
     
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    Well...at least it provides a steady clientele for bedsits & Oxfam shops once they do :D
     
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  16. Spygoat

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    Nigel has far too many bikes for a bedsit. Imagine what that would look like?
     
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    Can you hook @Selmer50mark up with some festive mince pies or meat and tatty? ;):D
     
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    Pie dispensing advent calendar? FFS, that's something I'd expect to see over here..lol
     
  20. nigelrb

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    Damn! And I thought I was the only Nigel who was different.:confused:
     

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