Off to Bonnie Scotland !

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  1. PauloHRC

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    Just on the train to Edinburgh, Scotland......quite an eye opening experience!

    I'm attending a family wedding and just wondered if anyone can suggest any local 'slang' or phrases that may help me during my time here?

    I've already attempted to 'fit In' with the locals by purchasing some traditional Scottish headwear in an attempt to show my friendly side! IMG-20181207-WA0005.jpg
     
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  2. nigelrb

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    Have a good trip. You might not know this but I met your family some years ago:
    PauloHRC Family.jpg
     
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  3. PauloHRC

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    I'm on me waaeeyy ah ho ah ho ah ho !!! :D
     
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  4. PauloHRC

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    Apparently there's a local tipple that is rather fancied called 'iron bru' I'll certainly be asking for that at the bar when I get there! :D

    All in the name of 'fitting in' of course!
     
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    Pish.

    Should have watched a bit of Still Game to pick up the lingo :D
     
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  6. Lozzy

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    Are you wearing a kilt?

    Compulsory Bendy over piccy needed if so

    ;) :D
     
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    Nooooooooooooo :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    And this from @Selmer50mark ’Officially the most disgusting person on the forum’ :D:D:D:D:D
     
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  9. Selmer50mark

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    I do have some standards, all be them very low . But I don't want to see @PauloHRC s Lorenzo under pants with a 9 on each buttock o_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
     
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  10. PauloHRC

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    I was going to wear a kilt but have opted for a tartan tie instead. Bloody cold up here so I wouldn't brave a kilt! An acorn springs to mind! :eek:

    Ya wee barstad! :D
     
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  11. nigelrb

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    But the 'devil' is in the detail:D:D
     
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    Brother!!!
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  13. nigelrb

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    Friggin' hell. You two are related. That must have been one heck of a stuff up in the IVF program!!:D:D
     
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    @PauloHRC and I are both lab rats from the same test tube. It's quite obvious.
     
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    It's sacrilege to wear anything under a kilt don't ya know :eek::eek::eek:

    Although given the cold I guess he could borrow his missus's merkin for 10 minutes just to warm it all up for the photo so I don't have to find my magnifying glass o_O
     
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  16. Lozzy

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    The film...Twins comes to mind :confused:
     
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    Hobson's choice comes to mind.
    One is a sexist republican in an attempt to fit in with American society, the other is Danny Devito :eek:
     
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    Yeah but Paul is a Manchester lad :D
     
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    He's such a fibber....he wasn't at a wedding at all :eek:

     
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    I Thought I saw a HRC badge when he lifted his kilt :D:D
     
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