Bang on! Got one now - B & Q. Absolutely nothing to do with happiness in marriage though. I am a guy who insists on multi tasking, and one who expects the same of his partners. I can do dishes, start the dishwasher - but not stack it, and similarly with clothes washing. In return, my wife(s) are expected to toe the line by wheeling out bins (merely a reverse action of pushing a pram); scrub floors (a simple extension of removing makeup) and MOW the lawns (a heavy-duty version of plucking eyebrows. You can see from this that I am able to simplify such tasks by creating a female 'parallel'. However, when it came to lawn mowing, my wives were fine with switching on household electrical appliances, but struggled with the pull cord mower. Known for my kindheartedness, I helped her out by buying electric. I now dedicate my newish electric mower to those women.
Wow it's like a game of where's Wally in bish Bosh's garage Alas no, I can kick the ball further than I can bat it. They're hand me downs from Bosh senior in the vain hope I follow his golfing prowess. Some nice meaty spiders in there now
Yes...youll soon learn to scan your photos v carefully before posting especially any reflected images
Not as big a school boy error as poor old Nigel who inadvertently captured one of his cat cushions in his lounge when he first joined....and it follows him like a stagnant fart thru the forum lol
..and that is precisely the reason he will, in fact, kill you first when he decides to go off the deep end.
Was nothing inadvertent about showing off my nature-loving side. I eat quiche and I love cats. That's gotta be worth a few points from someone? Amber from Love Island maybe?
Or the picture I posted and then Lozzy made up a picture of how she thinks I look Take great care mate They will spot the flies hanging round your undies on the washing line at a mile away
Cheers, to be fair I'd forgotten all about the golf bats before the CSI team went to town, so all good
They have got me at it now that’s why I spotted the oil I think that’s why people are afraid to put their first picture up I now I’m afraid to put any up
@Bishbosh Hello and welcome, and I personally think its a lovely garage, dodgy oil, golf bits and all!
I'm thinking that liberally coating the golf bats with the lawnmower oil and getting busy with a box of matches is the order of the day. Stand back...