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  1. nigelrb

    nigelrb Elite Member

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    Bang on! Got one now - B & Q.:D

    Absolutely nothing to do with happiness in marriage though.

    I am a guy who insists on multi tasking, and one who expects the same of his partners. I can do dishes, start the dishwasher - but not stack it, and similarly with clothes washing.

    In return, my wife(s) are expected to toe the line by wheeling out bins (merely a reverse action of pushing a pram); scrub floors (a simple extension of removing makeup) and MOW the lawns (a heavy-duty version of plucking eyebrows. You can see from this that I am able to simplify such tasks by creating a female 'parallel'.

    However, when it came to lawn mowing, my wives were fine with switching on household electrical appliances, but struggled with the pull cord mower. Known for my kindheartedness, I helped her out by buying electric.

    I now dedicate my newish electric mower to those women.:D:D;)
     
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  2. Spygoat

    Spygoat Active Member

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    @Bishbosh , are you one of those golfists?


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  3. Bishbosh

    Bishbosh New Member

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    Wow it's like a game of where's Wally in bish Bosh's garage :D:D
    Alas no, I can kick the ball further than I can bat it. They're hand me downs from Bosh senior in the vain hope I follow his golfing prowess. Some nice meaty spiders in there now :cool:
     
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  4. Lozzy

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    Yes...youll soon learn to scan your photos v carefully before posting especially any reflected images :eek:;)
     
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  5. Bishbosh

    Bishbosh New Member

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    Yes it would appear a school boy error was made here :D
     
  6. nigelrb

    nigelrb Elite Member

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    Which is why I post my reflected images in 'commando' mode!:D
     
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    Is that a typo? ....shouldn't it read commode? o_O
     
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  8. hitch

    hitch Well-Known Member

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    Haha..this a great first thread and intro.

    Welcome dude.
     
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  9. Lozzy

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    Not as big a school boy error as poor old Nigel who inadvertently captured one of his cat cushions in his lounge when he first joined....and it follows him like a stagnant fart thru the forum lol :D
     
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  10. Spygoat

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    ..and that is precisely the reason he will, in fact, kill you first when he decides to go off the deep end.
     
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  11. Lozzy

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    Hahaha.....he'll have to join the Q
     
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  12. nigelrb

    nigelrb Elite Member

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    Was nothing inadvertent about showing off my nature-loving side.:rolleyes:

    I eat quiche and I love cats. That's gotta be worth a few points from someone?

    Amber from Love Island maybe?:cool::D
     
  13. bazzashadow

    bazzashadow Active Member

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    Or the picture I posted and then Lozzy made up a picture of how she thinks I look:eek:
    Take great care mate
    They will spot the flies hanging round your undies on the washing line at a mile away;)
     
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  14. Bishbosh

    Bishbosh New Member

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    Cheers, to be fair I'd forgotten all about the golf bats before the CSI team went to town, so all good ;)
     
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    They have got me at it now that’s why I spotted the oil:p
    I think that’s why people are afraid to put their first picture up:p
    I now I’m afraid to put any up:p:p:p
     
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    We're afraid of you putting them up too Mister Potato Head with ze tiny ears :D
     
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    bazzashadow Active Member

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    See what I mean bishbosh;)
     
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  18. AndrewQ

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    @Bishbosh
    Hello and welcome, and I personally think its a lovely garage, dodgy oil, golf bits and all!
     
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  19. Bishbosh

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    I'm thinking that liberally coating the golf bats with the lawnmower oil and getting busy with a box of matches is the order of the day. Stand back...:eek:;)
     
  20. nigelrb

    nigelrb Elite Member

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    I was thinking of doing exactly the same thing with my cricket clubs!!:D;)
     
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