A second bike. Primarily for riding in winter and the odd track day. Missus ain’t having any of it. I’ll get my own way, eventually.
energy drinks. I turn into a pervy jedwood. Kelly Brooks address or phone number (stupid court orders) a bmw Mrs hates them .
A holiday away from home. I think I can put the hawk in 'kennels' for a week but I haven't tried yet and I'm a bit nervous.
I am not allowed to drink more than 1.5 litres of fluid a day or eat anything with vitamin K. The vitamin K thing is a result, as I can't stand Cabbage, Spinach, Brocolli, Cranbury and stuff like that. The 1.5 litres of fluid can be a bit of a b@stard especially on a really hot day.
Psychotic bird? The only exception to 'if it moves kill it' is me and that's only because I bring dinner.
A penis reduction. Tucking this thing into my sock every day is ridiculous, but the Mrs won't hear of it.