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  1. bazzashadow

    bazzashadow Well-Known Member

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    What are you not allowed?
    I am not allowed peroni and port
    What are you not allowed?
     
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  2. Muffking

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    A Ferrari, a 6 bedroom mansion and a villa in the Costa Del Sol.
    My funds just won't allow it :D
     
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  3. bazzashadow

    bazzashadow Well-Known Member

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    Lozzy;)
     
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  4. Marc

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    A second bike. Primarily for riding in winter and the odd track day. Missus ain’t having any of it.

    I’ll get my own way, eventually.
     
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  5. Wes

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    A divorce
     
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    Black Russians. They make me punchy :oops:
     
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  7. Gravel trap

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    energy drinks. I turn into a pervy jedwood. Kelly Brooks address or phone number (stupid court orders) a bmw Mrs hates them .
     
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  8. bazzashadow

    bazzashadow Well-Known Member

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    Just buy it
    When it’s at home what can she say:p:p:p:p:p
     
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  9. Muffking

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    Worked for me, twice :D
    They can never tell the difference anyway ;)
     
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  10. mk3golfcab

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    A 6 pack and a bigger d*ck
     
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  11. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Senior Member

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    No but seriously I’m not allowed anything :(
     
  12. Nigel H

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    A holiday away from home.
    I think I can put the hawk in 'kennels' for a week but I haven't tried yet and I'm a bit nervous.
     
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    If you lived closer nigel I would of looked after it:D:D:D
     
  14. T.C

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    I am not allowed to drink more than 1.5 litres of fluid a day or eat anything with vitamin K.

    The vitamin K thing is a result, as I can't stand Cabbage, Spinach, Brocolli, Cranbury and stuff like that. The 1.5 litres of fluid can be a bit of a [email protected] especially on a really hot day.
     
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    I think I might of drunk 1.5lts of fluid when I started this thread ;)
     
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  16. Bikeboy

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    House sit for the sister in law :oops:
     
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  17. Nigel H

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    Psychotic bird?
    The only exception to 'if it moves kill it' is me and that's only because I bring dinner.
     
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  18. dainesefreak

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    A penis reduction. Tucking this thing into my sock every day is ridiculous, but the Mrs won't hear of it.
     
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  19. Brom66

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    ANAL:(
     
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