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I came across a "Click here to discover your 'Mars Bar month of birth'" type of thing. You'll never guess what it said. I was disappointed not to...
She's got an off-putting come face. PS I checked out her age first. She's probably done a World record gurn in her time.
Should have cropped the pictures. I feel like I've singled out very surprised looking people & types that have small tits.
Don't get me started on cockroaches. I once josticked the head off one of those big buggers in Australia & left it for dead in an ashtray. When I...
He doesn't seem to know much about CPR.
Luckily, someone added the emojis to signal the fact it's a joke, otherwise people wouldn't know. [ATTACH]
@Selmer50mark You've been right for some time now. [ATTACH]
I sell blow job stools in Lidl.
Oddly enough, married women are our biggest customer base.
That's exactly what mine tastes like, and I should know.
