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Well the good news is that it seems there's nothing wrong with the bike. Arthur used on of his Jedi mind tricks and diagnosed it via email. So...
I've been struggling a bit with 30m rolls of paper at work so I knew it wasn't completely fixed yet, but I confess, I'm surprised at how...
Well I took the bike out for a spin yesterday. Up to the parents and back, about a 10 mile round trip. It was wet. The bike got dirty... I am...
Well, you've met her mate...
Careful what you wish for... The evil little sod completely misinterpreted the concept of 'Pokemon Go' last year and slaughtered everything with...
Not a route I'd consider for this. Especially now I have my 'bedsit'.
For some closure on this, I emptied my office, butchered my computer equipment, rejigged and rerigged the entire room until there was enough room...
Ah, but a wise man once told me, "Once you start going downhill, you start picking up speed..."
Let's just say the Ken socks and pants drawer shan't go wanting for a while...
Sexy Xmas male totty search... That explains the 'friend request' then...
Despite my celebrity status coupled with my aged and abused body, you all be glad to know... (well, some of you will be glad to know......
Oh them. No I've read them... Still inconclusive in my opinion... People ask me why I do something as dangerous as ride a bike, and I tell 'em...
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I shall expect a signed copy...
The whole toilet seat down thing is a horrible, girly myth invented just so they can roll their eyes at each other when it comes up in...
So the seat wasn't the proper present...? Any decent person would have been made up with a fire and forget top gift like that.
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Well I just bought Mrs Kpone a great present. A set of those shopping bags that hang across the shopping trolley so yo can fill them up as you go...
I would gladly buy Mrs Kpone a Blade, but seeing as she's never managed to climb on the back of mine in all these years I now consider her exempt.
I love these Downfall piss takes. I keep meaning to do one of my own, but where to start... So many rants...
