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Perhaps it's what they mean by TLC!
I found my ironing board cover had creases on it. I laughed at the irony, and that made me laugh again.
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I've always thought this was due to the rubber seals wearing & the small particles causing the discolouration. More seals in the brake than...
It'll be fine.
Nah. She looks like a right mardy bitch.
I could use one of those little cuties. I told one of my students he has an exam tomorrow at 9.30 am. He said "But Sir, that's bare early". I said...
The engine management system will take care of any detonation via the knock sensor(s).
I knew a Yorkshireman that kept a Belgian cartoon character in a metal container in his kitchen. One day he couldn't find it & exclaimed "Oh no,...
England's in Europe so its people are European. Did they mean Brits can't be alone in there after 11pm?
Dammit! I thought farm animals were tested & safe.
I fitted similar, but just in the dipped beam light as I didn't know how reliable it would be. Getting a decent (legal) beam pattern is a bit hit...
Hiya mate. Have you sold your frame?
I wish they didn't have to come up with bare-faced lies to cover up the fact most politicians do very well out of privatisation. Here's something...
Brian.
On your own head be it!
A Scouser, Rastafarian & a Cockney are waiting in the maternity ward. The nurse comes out & says their wives have given birth but, unfortunately,...
