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Welcome mate.
Best laid plans of mice and men Carl. I hope you hadn't dusted off the Sunday best crockery on my account. PM by way of apology sent Carl
We will most probably bob over at some point; will check the weather forecast first before deciding which day.
Nothing....been away all week playing grown-ups. I have to give credit when credit is due; one of my colleagues who has suffered my wind ups for...
Welcome fella
You should have called me first Carl, I could have told you that and saved you an hour or two of cleaning.
I am not sure it’s got anything to do with any unhappiness in anyone’s lives, we believe in what we believe in, and if it works for the one it...
What is wrong with you lot.............and....... I don’t know Ken, never meet the fella, not even in that boozer next to Southwark tube station...
I can’t say I am a better person, a different person yes, and for the third time in my life, everything changed. The first, when my first son was...
Sounds like the inserts racman.
Your welcome Allan. The old saying 'A problem shared is a problem halved' is a load of tosh but so is sticking your head in the sand and bottling...
Left bollock heavier than the right, just a thought....
Cock you might be, 3 days in our great City a Cockney you aint. Enjoy the trip boys, have fun but above all take care and watch out for these...
I am a Shoei man, they just fit my head better than all the others. But must be plain white, its a bit of a superstition thing.
Thank you Jokeshop, I was guessing this could have gone either way, with a 'I was pissed and it sounded cool' or for much deeper reasons. I am...
They let you into Waitrose, Aldi yes, but Waitrose, man standards are slipping these days. If this gets out the share price will plummet when the...
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Hello Matty, 9 more sleeps! You have missed our London Winter Warmer but I am being encouraged to arrange a Summer Supper, if it happens your...
Have you ever seen the film the money pit? I had a nightmare house once that was just like the film. Every 2 minute job turned into a wallet...
2013 Numpty of the year award 1. And7RP2 - Running out of fuel on a track day 2. Remal - Tilt switch and 10 amp fuse 3. Freedom - CR1000R...
