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NICK! Si Hargreaves! Bike magazine! Omg etc! He's a road tester. And I've met him. Now I cross the road when I see my former friends. I'm...
I'd save the £100 or so for the folding one, Zip. A basic shed will be £200 or so and streets ahead in terms of security and invisibility. Chap I...
Bike Design do no-cut bungs. HPS sell them. And get GB Racing engine protectors. Gleaming kit.
This is the same clobber as SW Motech/Bags Connection gear. How do prices/availability compare?
Harris do them, shipmate.
Very good. Know any Lourdes jokes? Cos Lourdes knows I don't. French pronunciation required there. Of Lourdes. Oh forget it. Where's my codeine?
Buckland Abbey. As in the place that makes strong alcohol to be quaffed with slavering relish north of the border?
Didn't realise Drake did that. I'd love to see his house.
Just thought of another one. Get off at St James pk tube and walk through St James pk going over the bridge. Good view of Buck House and don't...
And I've actually MET Si Hargreaves so that basically makes me a celebrity.
Si Hargreaves of Bike says the suspension is out of this world. It's, er, got a lot of stickers...
Missed this, Ken. Don't know if it was a stockade. Pass. I think it was/is their regimental HQ. There was a tiny Fusiliers museum when I last...
I've got the r+g ones. Very warm. I didn't install mine. The chap who did switched them via ignition.
The words 'limited edition' and 'Repsol' in the same sentence amused me.
How often am I supposed to take this medication?
Yes. That's it. So the barman punches him in the face and says 'Heroes of Telemark, more like...' ...no. That's not it either. Arse.
You want another Bergen joke? Ok. Here goes. I'm freestyling here, mind. Geezer goes into a pub wearing a rucksack. He says to the barman...
Not sure what this has got to do with Bergen, Ken.
I've heard they're thirsty.
Correct. It's the youthful charm and boyish good looks. Were we separated at birth, David? Btw if I ride it to Cheshire and ask REALLY...