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You could try Old Trafford, Stretford End, its always full of tools.
Know it well; horseshoe pass is fantastic I used to spend a lot of time in N Wales as my old folks used to own a holiday home in Abersoch. There...
Maltesers always Maltesers, does that count as a sweet or a main meal in my case.
I got my son a great action toy for Christmas. The little man comes complete with suit, bow tie and gavel. When you press a button he says "going...
I think I must have brought a Pete Doherty Christmas tree. It keeps dropping needles and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if it’s not dead by...
That an an Iphone Lol
Shit man, I was prescribed them for a short while, and the side effects are horrible, think memory loss was one of them but I cant remember now...
Yes Ken twice !
Not for me as I when I want to get a shift on I ride on full beam.
Gums, is all that hair coming out of your ears or just your nose !
You won’t find me without a compass and wellies, having said that the Inland Revenue have. Those sodomites get where paraffin cant. Rather than...
I am nearly 50, just over 13 stone. I smoke Gauloises, do my bit to reduce the wine lakes and love a curry. Five a day is something I think about...
I agree with Blade. no alarm on mine either, cost-v-insurance saving and not stopping a tea leaf doesn’t balance. In lock garage with CCTV...
one snow mans turns to another and says "oy mate can you smell carrots"
Its nearly that time of again when that fat bastard with the beard brings a load of crap presents round for the kids. I bloody the mother in law !
Hi Vino I would be very interested to talk to your guy. We are quite far down the road of planning to knock down our existing cottage and and...
Been to check in on my P&J this afternoon, all tucked up under a cover, on an Abba Stand so rear wheel off the ground, cloth stuffed up the...
I have just been asked what I would like to eat. Seems Suzanna Reid was not the answer she was looking for, better back of the red if I want to...
Best price for the stickers Gary found: Helmet Worker Identity ID Sticker from Greenham [www.greenham.com]
or the Mad Max look out from his eyes
