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Even I would be tempted on track for this one. Enjoy yourself Steve.
Sorry. The hearing aid in me reading glasses is buggered.
Thought I recognised that bike. I look at it every morning when I do my emails.
Sit on the what?! Oh, fence...
If only. I've got to go and do a duty computer build tonight at the mother in law's, so 2 hours of explanation with nof ucker paying the slightest...
Yeah, Phantom's right Nobby. Park it outside Fortnums and you wont get it to switch off.
I wish I could think that fast in the morning. It's normally about 11:00 before ability cognitive process assembly flowing logically my starts.
I should have ridden mine in today, but as Jeanette's car is in for service and MOT, that would have left her with my car all day. Sod that!
My plans to go to watch Bongo at Oulton Park on that day appear to be unravelling swiftly, sorry John, I'll be with you in spirit. If there is any...
Bump! Any more takers to help Bongo wallpaper his BSB entry?
Oops, I'd better take it back. Don't want to start another 'Busagate. Actually it's a nigh on perfect blend of function and strength. Designed,...
Look at it. It's like a caravan with its wheels on sideways.
You see, Si sits on a sex toy, result, big grin. You sit on a sex toy, result, skinned peach. Matt, I just came back down the motorway beside a...
That sore arse is the fault of no woman, and you know it.
I'd be too shit scared to try and impress your ex wife David, and probably too tempted to put a pillow over her face while she was having her...
Keep promising myself a trip to Hay, but Jeanette keeps finding alternatives. She knows about all the second hand bookshops so will go out of her...
Until recently, we had a dinky little Fiesta van that was absolutely brilliant. It went like hot snot and never had a problem. I racked up some...
Most excellent trip there James. Reminds me I have to get back to Italy at some point. I only saw one bike all day I was in Bologna, a 550f,...
At least with the Sybian there'd be less chance of him falling off Jez.
+1 And we're supposed to actually believe that you just woke up this morning with your arse in tatters because of a girlie exercise machine....
