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Some muppet did the same to us on a night rally once. Backfired when every car detoured through his farmyard. He called the police in the end and...
This is true. You have to get planning permission to concrete or Tarmac any decent sized piece of ground here now to try and control the run off....
I can understand where your coming from Rich, I don't know whether it's the 600ish size of the thing coupled with the performance difference or...
The week before last, South West Water announced official drought conditions. Just drove by what looks like a river running out of their HQ car...
Yeah, it's what your socks do to stop your spin dryer jumping all over the kitchen.
Sorry to hear that Arthur. Thinking of you mate.
Hey! Happy birthday to Vino.
Dear Rich You're 37 and don't want to be sitting in your house aged 55 with only a whippet and a copy of the racing post for company. That one...
You're right, of course. Even with a crack in it.
So that's why you're hitting on me.
Billy for one. Sorry Rich, don't think I can last 7 minutes 45 seconds of that. It gives me the shrinky winky.
My doctor insists I keep my BP that high. Apparently it's the only way to push it through my cholesterol encrusted arteries.
Women... Can't live with em... Not allowed to shoot em.
Dear Nigey Baby A difficult choice, the age old lament of the working man, breaking his back for the company store. My advice would be to go...
Dear JC My advice is to go to Marks & Spencers. They have specific Hara Kiri Katanas reserved for customer use. Kind regards Auntie Ken
Nice one Phantom. As the guys have said, the day will flash by, mainly because the least important person in the room will be you. Trust me, that...
Fingers crossed they may up their game to wean punters with Olympic fatigue to the channel.
It sounds awful to say but i didn't notice he wasn't here.
Dear annonny.....anonam.....annimani..... Dear Jimbo What a dilemma you find yourself in. And it seems that you've thought things out well and...
See! See! I'm a bloody courier now!
