Another newbie from Kent

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  1. Barmbyblade

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    That's it!! Yorkshire regiment we are now on Defcon level 3, prepare your weapons.
     
    #21 Barmbyblade, Jan 31, 2012
  2. BLAGGERS

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    Strength in :Dnumbers!? Pah, it's quality not quantity that counts. Feel the width!!

    Stupid phone.stuck my smiley in wrong place
     
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  3. dave d

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    yeah be alert yorkshire needs more lerts!!
     
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    You'll roll over the Kentish lot - but don't f*ck with a man of Kent!! Have you never heard of battle of Britain? Street wars on itv2? Ironclad? etc etc?? Ha ha
     
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  5. Barmbyblade

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    We eat kebabs and drink John Smiths for breakfast..... you should be bricking it!
     
    #25 Barmbyblade, Jan 31, 2012
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    John smiths?? Pah...We have Shepard neame. Spitfire, hurlimans (aka hooligans) and masterbrew...

    Sit down barmby! Lol
     
    #26 Jimbo Vills, Jan 31, 2012
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    Fookin cold kebabs from the night before at that! Not them poofter freshly made jobbies...
     
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  8. Barmbyblade

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    Black sheep, Wrig welter, and yes we still have strongarm, so dig ya grave Jimbo! lol
     
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    Look what you've let yourself in for Randee
     
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    You better bring it good sunshine! After all this hype... Lol
     
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  11. Barmbyblade

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    Just so we're not leaving anyone out they are other members from different parts of the country? Soon to have their independance....maybe, but we kept them out for a 1000 years lol
     
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    There's a heatwave coming your way very soon, yee ha!!
     
    #32 Barmbyblade, Jan 31, 2012
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    Here in the Yorkshire regiment we pride ourselves in strong disipline and don't take kindy to Satirical ridicule, and just to make you kentish Boys/Kent boy, we have ways of dealing with this kind of behavior? Only several weeks ago we discovered we had a renegade within our ranks when it was found that one of our troops was found in possesion with a parka and a Nicky Clarke hair dryer, he was dealt with by way of firing squad, so there you have it...don't feck with the regiment lol.
     
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    Yorkshire Regiment being ably assisted by the Lincolnshire & Derbyshire based Artillery Gunbunny's. park up at Watford gap and take out grid squares at a time!!
     
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    Don't panic Jimbo, in my experience Yorkshiremen tend to emigrate as soon as they've collected enough shiny things to exchange for a horse/donkey/large dog then spend the rest of their life telling you how good Yorkshire is without ever going back if they can help it save for funerals (which all true Yorkshiremen enjoy as the most enjoyable of parties), and other family celebrations such as the passing of an MOT test etc.

    And John Smiths? Please.......You can actually increase the strength of John Smiths by drinking it once.
     
    #36 kpone, Jan 31, 2012
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    I've got some lads from the newcastle corps too. They view anybody south of derbyshire 'poofters cos they put jumpers n coats on when it's still warm. Ie. Above minus 10 degs.
     
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    ive been out on my MTB in miami vice esque hula shorts today, so thats deffo not me!
     
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  19. kpone

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    Yeah well they have to strip off whenever it's daylight don't they?

    It's the only way they can metabolise enough vitamin D to stave off Ricketts.

    My uncle Ken visited the first world from Hull once and nearly took to his bed after merely watching us drink Scrumpy. No matter how many times we explained how necessary the dead rat was for the fermenting process.
     
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  20. Barmbyblade

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    Tough bastards them Geordies, I heard they were used as human pit props in the war instead of timber.
     
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