Pick ya side NT, it could get messy. We could bombarde them with racing pigeons n whippets. And pies n tripe.
Exactly mate. Because that is the civilised, southern way. We could just torture her a bit though couldn't we?
Another deserter in the ranks, corporal Tart you have been found guilty of desertion into the southern army know as the Kentish lancers, on your capture you will be subject to the only appropriate punishment the Yorkshire regiment can hand down? Life inprisonment serving the Yorkshire regiments everyneed. Take her down. lol
You know we will look after you down here.Up there you would be slaving over a stove waiting for em to come home lol
Ere ..... do you think we have put him off with all our nuttery If you remember ..... before we highjacked this thread .... randy lion was saying hello
You think thats bad . I've a very loud mate from Barnsley and he gets the missus to warm the towels for when he gets out the bath.She runs and gets the phone when he is sat beside it.You did the right thing down ere the women are treated much better.
'ang on, 'ang on. I've got to step in here in defence of one half of my heritage. It's sad to think that in 2012 we are still so blinded by the North South divide that we, so easily, revert to insulting stereotyping of the men of York and their treatment of their spouses. The flat 'at and whippet image should be finally laid to rest along with bad taste '70's sitcom. The average Yorkshireman would be appalled at the very suggestion that he might, in anger or in his cups, even conceive of raising his voice or hand in the presence of the woman he loves to subjugate her position in the marital home. Because deep in his proud and sturdy heart he knows that she would beat the living shit out of him if he did.
I have just sincerely laughed my arse off........................funny as fudge................true tho!
whos a randy lion!! poor lad must wonder what hes let himself in for,and my fiance"s from blackburn and they say never mix yr counties,but shes almost house trained now! LOL
she ordered a sausage teacake in morrisons(i can treat a lady) and said WTF this its got currents in! pmsl
