Shouldn't laugh, apparently took a team of surgeons 7 hours to remove the bike from the crack of his ass..lol
Half the problem is too many burger stops during ride outs http://www.demotivationalposters.or...-eat-fat-demotivational-poster-1257930985.jpg
Surely winding up his pre load on the shocks would of burnt off some calories, must of took him ages to get to max setting ?? Lol
I wonder how much time he has spent thinking about the 50 Vs 55 profile debate and how much it would effect him ? Or how he worked out what he's idea tyre pressure will be ??