Done my good deed of the date cause a little toe rag stealing a scooter..... was suitably restrained until the police could attend... long 15 minutes though for him... and they sent one WPC
Top man! 'Thieving chav: soon to be released in a town centre near you!' Sorry. I get a bit jaded about British justice sometimes...
What area was that mate? Hoping the area where my bike was stolen from and that he was suitably restrained for that long 15mins
how about the toe rags humun rights mmmmmmm your in trouble now mister coupe312 and they send more than one WPC to GET YOU
Nice one! I caught a 14 year old car thief (when I was considerably fitter and stronger than I am now). I spent the 10 minutes waiting for the police trying to force his face into his own genitals. By the time the police arrived I reckon his face was only an inch or 2 from his bollocks... hope you did the same!
The weird thing is, i was just in my van and noticed the toe rag ,he mouth something thing at me. i pop the window down, so i could hear what he was saying....... i though i was going to be can you help or something .... i did really what was just insulting to my delicate nature..... oh i see what your doing ........ let me indicate the errors of your ways. thing was he was that good if he hadn't made his mouth.... i probably wouldn't have notice what he was doing.. anyway i know its just a scooter but i hate stuff like this if it was my bike i'd hope someone would do the same.
It all depends how you word the call to the Em Services. If you say you've restrained a Thief whose been wavin' a Knife about then they'll be there in double quick time and or maybe send the ARV Say out else and you might have been sat on him all afternoon!
Well done. As an ex special I always found kneeling on someone's neck usually did the trick. Very comfortable whilst waiting for the crew bus to arrive. Not taught in the mandatory personal safety training but I like to think it was very effective
The guy was quiet aggressive toward me , however a triple lock always works. No matter how big they are it they move it hurts really hurts. Plus no marks . Ten year on door and close contact learn you a few tricks. A screw driver and pliers ain't a knive but I don't take any chances with scum,,,, he did make a break for it as the hesitated to cuff when I got up. ..... Gravity is such a bitch
Bit much though aint it? I mean there's detaining someone as needs be and then there's completely f*cking with someone's basic human rights.
Which is why it was said tongue in cheek, I never actually knelt on anyone's neck as much as i wanted to at times. That being said one of the reasons I left is because its now impossible to police middle England. You're not allowed to actually police but the courts let the criminals basically do what they want and appear back on the street the next night to laugh in your face. Apologies for the thread hijack
