Calling all Manchester based rider's

Discussion in 'Events, Meetings & Ride Outs' started by PauloHRC, Dec 18, 2017.

  1. Muffking

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    Not a chance!
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  2. Barstewardsquad

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    I may be a grumpy baldy old fu*ker but I do not or ever will wear a rug! For that comment you can buy me a bacon butty tomorrow :p
     
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  3. Lozzy

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    Well...I would hate her to post a picture of you up on the Willingham Woods Dogging site Top 10 watchers o_O

    You've been warned...that's all I'll say :rolleyes:
     
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    Yes should around 12 ish, and yes onto guys pub
     
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  5. Lozzy

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    Luckily the dawgs moulting...so how about if you let me stick this on your bonce with some superglue tomorrow...and I'll stand you a butty :)

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  6. Barstewardsquad

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    I'm not letting you stick dodgy hair from your pits and nether regions on my head whilst you claim it is from the dog :p

    Besides if I wanted a doggy syrup I have a pooch who is very capable of providing the raw materials for an iffy mohawk :cool: I think this is plenty enough to have earned my butty :D:D:D

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  7. Lozzy

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    That's brilliant :D:D:D
    Pmsl here :D
     
  8. nigelrb

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    Agree. I have visions of it coming off with my helmet!!:D
     
  9. Lozzy

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    Hahaha....love it @Selmer50mark :D

    Are you verrry verry drunk....:D
     
  10. Selmer50mark

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    Hahaha was last night :D:p
     
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  11. Lozzy

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    I think we should have these as our forum ride out T :D

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    15563551472361751483236.jpg creepy ;)
     
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  13. PauloHRC

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    Feckin hell don't let Nigel see that...he'll be straight on ebay :eek: :D
     
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  15. nigelrb

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    I've seen it.

    I don't understand why you people are so negative.:rolleyes:

    That shirt would be great should I choose to go out on the pull to my local bingo parlour or lawn bowls club. And the pink highlights will instantly remind me of Lozzy's pink bits (and I mean on her Dainese jacket) and save me from needing a REPEAT prescription of Viagra. That's what 'm talkin' about!!:p:D:D
     
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  16. Lozzy

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    Hahaha....I've just realised who you remind me of...Sir Les....:D

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  17. nigelrb

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    Well done, Loz. And very apt with my link to Australia. For those not in the know, Sir Les (Patterson) is another alter ego of Barry McKenzie of Dame Edna Everage fame.

    I have previously dropped some of my literary works on here. this is relevant:

    He’s called Sir Lesley Patterson

    you’ve surely heard the name;

    a slovenly Aussie icon

    who drank his way to fame.


    Old brown suits, dishevelled clothes

    there’s nothing else he wears;

    the familiar alcoholic’s nose

    yes, it’s Rudolph’s that he shares.


    You’ve prob’ly seen him on TV,

    with Edna, yes, the Dame;

    to many he’s brought joy and glee

    to others he’s a pain.


    It’s been years, maybe ten

    since he was at his peak

    and I remember fondly when

    I really loved that freak.


    He portrayed to us the way to live

    the dinkum Aussie way,

    with no compunction to forgive

    the fella’ who’d turned gay.


    Eccentric, yes, top of the class,

    but pissed on beer and gin;

    I’d boot my son right up the arse

    if he turned out like him.


    © 2013
     
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  18. Barstewardsquad

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    So what did you do in Australia besides being the stunt double for Madge Allsop?
     
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  19. PauloHRC

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    Impromptu
    Madge Allsop ha ha. .......Nigel is Australian, many will be surprised and few have heard his dulcet Aussie tones except myself !:D
     
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  20. nigelrb

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    No, I'm not Australian. Just speak like one. In fact, Paulo, as a child I lived in your backyard - nearly - in Swinton. My late father worked in the Manchester office of the Daily Telegraph - not that you'd know of that, you're probably a 'Sun' Reader!;). And, I think you're the only member to whom I have spoken on phone.:)
     

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