Corona Help

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  1. Barstewardsquad

    Barstewardsquad God Like

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    As restrictions start to bite people will start to struggle with getting help for all sorts of things. I know from an earlier thread that we have people with widely varied skill sets and thought that maybe we could help each other a bit. If you want to offer help then just reply to this saying what you can do etc.

    To start the ball rolling:

    I do Corporate IT, primarily Windows/VMware based but can turn my hand to Linux, sorry no Mac. If you need help/guidance drop me a PM.
     
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  2. Gravel trap

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    good idea @Barstewardsquad im a fuckwit who wasted his education reading performance bikes and trying to touch boobs but I can fix bikes caravans motorhomes ect. I am also happy to provide satisfying yet slightly odd sex to your respective partners whilst your out busy trying to get bog roll or bread ect .
     
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  3. Gravel trap

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    also if any of you lot have an elderly relative who you don't live near but I do just shout and ill make sure they get any medication needed or food ect . I'll drop it all at their front door so not to spread any covid .I'm in mirfield west Yorkshire.
     
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  4. Lozzy

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    Can assist the same as graveltrap.....I'm in the Dronfield area....so NE Derbyshire or South Yorkshire
     
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  5. LRJimmy

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    Sign me up for some of the weird stuff @Lozzy ;);):D
     
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  6. Lozzy

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    Lol....you're not a vulnerable person I'm afraid....or does 'Jockness' count :D

    But then again....if we're all facing armagedon maybe it's the least I can do..
    :D
     
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  7. LRJimmy

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    Sold....oooh Im so vulnerable ;)
     
  8. dainesefreak

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    So this forum is mainly used by IT types and perverts.

    Guess which box I can tick? Yep, both.

    OK so Cyber & InfoSec for the last decade, but IT for a couple of decades before that. I'm also into photography, generally with big lenses (almost touching on the pervert part). So if anyone's thinking of using that camera that's sat around collecting dust for ages I'm more than happy to talk cameras, settings and lenses.
     
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  9. Spygoat

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    I can put a .308 between the eyes of a HVT at 1000 meters.

    Let me know if anyone needs my help!
     
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  10. Lozzy

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    You might wish to exclude Raphael & Boothman from that lol
     
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  11. LRJimmy

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    PMSL and this is day 1
    :D:D
     
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    I'm here to help...
     
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    I can unblock drains if there full of bog roll :rolleyes:;)
    But seriously I'm in Lancashire and have a HGV class two and might be available,,,,,, the site I'm on might be shutting down
     
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  14. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Well-Known Member

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    Sex please :D
     
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  15. mk3golfcab

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    Manufacturing, still at work, on reduced hours :( so reduced pay :(

    also happy to chat to anyone especially, but not limited to, mental health.
    I’ve got all the t-shirts and am an advocate for good mental health.
    Reach out if you need people
     
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  16. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Well-Known Member

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    Also @Lozzy, let me know re sex. Cheers :D
     
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  17. Barstewardsquad

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    I suspect she may guide you towards a self help book ;)
     
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  18. Lozzy

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    Liam that's really kind and helpful of you.....

    As it happens I've got a young lad pestering me for sex and I'd probably break the poor bugger in half.
    I'm really torn as to what to do....any advice would be great....

    Cheers....
     
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  19. mk3golfcab

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    Go for it :D;):p
     
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  20. mk3golfcab

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    Also I didn’t know @LRJimmy was “young” - thanks for the public service announcement:p:D
     
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