Dainese tourist Jacket

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  1. Si.

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    This will be a huge hit with the ladies if you buy this, it looks fantastic. Great Italian styling, nicely fitted. I will coat it in a top quality leather feed before shipping , and spray it with either:

    Cool Water, by Davidoff.

    Gucci Intense for Men, by Gucci (smells of melted chocolate..really!)

    Armani code. (nats piss, but Giv may like it)

    Givenchy Gentleman.

    Caroline herrera

    Vancleef and Arpels

    or a sousing of Aramis Classic.

    Don't miss out, You WILL look as cool as the guy in the picture. You will be wearing a Dainese Tourist jacket. And you can't buy them anymore, only off me.
     
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    Putting some timber on mate........[​IMG]
     
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    Is that a man wearing a ladies jacket? ;)
     
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    Roll up, roll up gents. Look at the kwalitee in this. Reduced to £130 spons, delivered. Remember, this is a bargain. Better than the lidl and aldi and netto gear posted up in the free papers.

    This is made by naked virgins in the dainese factory in Turin, their nipples caressing the ykk zips and titanium sliders while tounging each other. K.W.A.L.I.T.Y gear!!!!!!

    Cant say fairer than that, I will even throw in one if Emma's pubes, sellotaped to a piece of white virgin papier...

    Ken will even photoshop your face on the first pic if you're the lucky buyer, to show everyone else that they have missed out on the opportunity to be irresistible to the fairer sex and what you look like wearing said piece of leather dainese attire.
     
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