Agree...like most things these days The Viz 'Take A Shit' spoof magazine cover is well funny but I daren't put it on here....please feel free to Google
My parents didn't want to burden me with a gender until I was old enough to decide. They, instead of a name, gave me the number 9. I am now suffering mental anguish because I identify as an even number.
NURSERY RHYMES UPDATED FOR THE 21st CENTURY Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won ten grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring Of course...it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. Now he can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its @rse And turned its wool to nylon. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry.. When the boys came out to play He kissed them too cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass And grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy.
