Elijah Wood. How the frig does he keep getting work. I would sooner watch musical theatre than watch an Elijah Wood movie. That might be overstating the matter actually, but you get my drift.
It's the football one. Ludicrous. Wood's acting is...unspeakably bad. And the 'cockney' lead, Charlie Hunnam...oh dear...
Well.....She……Has had the Lord of the ring piece films on for the last couple of evenings and it’s on again tonight. So I have been confined to the computer watching re runs of Benidorm, Plebes and The Inbetweener s so can’t really comment. Going to treat myself to Celebrity Juice this evening with a nice Merlot. Can’t beat a bit Holly’s baps and nice glass of wine, if all fails I might just retire with this month’s copy of Fast Bikes.
He might work in Lord of the Rings but getting a West Ham tattoo before he's got over jet lag and keeping a straight face while his new mates tell him that 'bees and honey' is rhyming slang for money and Hunnam gets the Dick van Dyke award for appalling accent. S Bean gets a mention for Essex Boys.
John Daniels and his number 7 recipe is interfering with my articulation somewhat this evening so I should just leave you with this... What were we talking about again?..
Exactly. Or as they'd say in Green Street - 'You ****** wot? Yerravvin a larf incherr right moit! ****!' etc (and repeat for the length of the film)
Seen green street 2? Watched 15mins, has to be much worse than the the first. First is utter crap too. Totally unbelievable! Only decent movie woods made (apart from rings) was a gritty crime movie set in 1980s hells kitchen new york. Cant remember the name of it though. For footie stuff the firm(remake) nails it pretty well.
Danny ****** Dyer! Don't start me on him. 'The Real Football Factories'? There's a great spoof of them. The Real Football Factories - Feltham - YouTube
I saw there was a Green Street 2! That must be bowel-shatteringly rubbish. Cannot wait to laugh through that one. And, David, is Feltham Callum's alma mater?
You need to pay more attention on our little nights out Alex, he's part of the Stainess crew, just round the corner from Feltham mate. No tick, and definitely no star for you fella.
