Haircut, pub, meal out?

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  1. Barstewardsquad

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    Closest to a meal out so far is a Full English at a Cafe, although my range of dishes I can cook is expanding. Not been to a pub but that isn't unusual, I have walked past the local-ish one a few times but not felt the urge to go visit one though.
     
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  2. R.M

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    Is that the magnificent 7?
     
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  3. bazzashadow

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    Isn’t that you wife;):D
    Or am I getting you muddled up with someone else;)
     
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  4. PauloHRC

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    It was the magnificent 7.......now its just a bunch of balding 44 year old boring barstewards!! But shit there has been some crazy holidays, alot of flattened grass and many broken hearts of the women of Urmston, Stretford and surrounding areas with this bunch, most of them are from school and a couple I've known since I was 18. :)
     
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  5. Muffking

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    I'd like to say yes, but I said she's a young lass with massive tits! :p
     
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  6. bazzashadow

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    Your missus doesn’t read this I take it;):p:p:p:p:p
     
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  7. Lozzy

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    Take a screenshot.....I have...

    It's always handy to have a bargaining tool if you're after any of the tat he puts up for sale occasionally :D
     
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  8. Barstewardsquad

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    I'm sure the missus wouldn't twist it to mean he thinks she is an old flat chested hag :eek:
     
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  9. Muffking

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    You'll be pleased to know that I've rated all your posts accordingly :D:D

    Bazza. Correct ;)
    Loz. Good luck with that :p
    Bs. She wasn't when I met her :rolleyes:
     
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  10. Lozzy

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    In that case you leave me no choice but to publish the letter you sent to Viz some time back.....and the reason you now require a home cut :rolleyes:

    Screenshot_2020-08-01-18-23-51-1.jpg
     
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  11. Muffking

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    Why wait until you get home :p
     
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  12. bazzashadow

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    I thought that’s what the long cover was for;)
     
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  13. Kevin1

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    I wonder what happened to the forum member that used post pictures of his wife on here? I think he was an American
     
  14. bazzashadow

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    I thought it was muffking
    I’m sure there was a picture by the pool and I think it might of been with there dog:)
    Or was I dreaming:confused:
     
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    Nice to know I'm in your dreams, but it wasn't me. :D
    There did used to be a member who was a bit of a photographer with a voyeuristic wife who loved draping herself over his bike. I forget his name and the bike, but I do remember the pictures of his wife though. o_O
     
  16. bazzashadow

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    Can I look them up
    Can I
    Can I
    Can i:eek:
     
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  17. bazzashadow

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    Who’s wife am I thinking of then:oops:
     
  18. Muffking

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    Someone on here must remember? :)
     
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    Went round my club in the village yesterday for some beers with me mates, what is a 5 minute walk become a 15 minute struggle on my crutches, after a session, going home was a real challenge.... lesson learnt don’t drink and sort of hop, balance is severely affected on crutches when pissed.
     
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  20. bazzashadow

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    I have just been though the pet pictures but I can’t find the picture that is in my head:rolleyes:
     

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