Oh my...well, I'll just start the remembrance page for @bazzashadow .. Alas poor @bazzashadow...found locked in a cupboard somewhere up North with @Lozzy 's boot so far up his arse that the last thing he tasted was leather.
It's not so much the boot that is the problem, it's the soiled laces dangling down the side of your thighs! Oh, finished dinner?
