Knee Sliders

It's Nigel

 

Sherlock Holmes has nothing compared to your powers of deduction

 

This'll help ya, Jimmy:


He’s called Sir Lesley Patterson

you’ve surely heard the name;

a slovenly Aussie icon

who drank his way to fame.


Old brown suits, dishevelled clothes

there’s nothing else he wears;

the familiar alcoholic’s nose

yes, it’s Rudolph’s that he shares.


You’ve prob’ly seen him on TV,

with Edna, yes, the Dame;

to many he’s brought joy and glee

to others he’s a pain.


It’s been years, maybe ten

since he was at his peak

and I remember fondly when

I really loved that freak.


He portrayed to us the way to live

the dinkum Aussie way,

with no compunction to forgive

the fella’ who’d turned gay.


Eccentric, yes, top of the class,

but pissed on beer and gin;

I’d boot my son right up the arse

if he turned out like him.


© NRB 2013

 

As long as you are younger than the cougar your a toy boy

 

Thanks Nigel
Lozzy’s photo was easier to understand though hahaha

I know, I’m on fire sometimes

 

Thats easy Baz, I am only 21 so most are cougars to me

 

You don’t look 21 jimmy

 

He is 21 bazza, he just has 30 odd years of experience

 

I’m happy to scuff the furygan ones up for you with an angle grinder then send back? Did actually sell a used set on eBay once for the wannabe heroes back in the day ‍♂️

 

I’m so curious as to what your initials stand for Nige, I’m going to take a punt at Nigel Robert Brown

 

Honest, I am. It was a hard paper round

 

One for the Calendar that one

 

Hey Lozzy, I could put the furygan sliders to good use this summer, if still available. PM sent.

Promise to post pics for y'all enjoyment... once I fix my exploded 3rd gear that is