Lozzys Top Tips

No 1.

Surprise a Forum friend by writing a sarky message with their name in the dried muck on your seat cowl

Leave it on the cowl for several days....then wash off...

Taaadaaa....and its beautifully etched for all eternity lol

 

You might be lucky and get it out with Tcut??

 

That's man stuff

I've got some black nail varnish?!?

 

Get your DA out, an orange pad, some Menzerna and get to work.

 

I have the same problem after writing 'Di' on mine.

Do you think she will send me one of those nice roses?

 

I thought Lozzys Top Tips was a euphemism. I'm very disappointed to have only seen a picture of a seat cowl

 

I’d be fecking bouncing!!!

 

Well I for one am very happy to be that close to lozzys a@@@ but to rub me away Lozzy I would use meguiars ultimate compound

 

And nigel don’t you know that if you are saying anything it should be a dozen red roses

 

I can even think about that until I can work out the context in which you suggested @Lozzy rubbing you away.

 

I’d have said that if I could have spelled it but I first read it without my specs...and yes I too had a bit of a let down

 

I was also very excited at the beginning of this thread I'd love to watch @bazzashadow being rubbed off . But now I must share this shall we say thought with you my fellow deviants. Winter is soon upon us . Maybe when mistress @Lozzy is out on a fritter run she will get cought short and write her most loyal subjects name in the snow in a delightful yellow shade. I fear my name is too long but @nigelrb might not be .

 

Oh and g3 compound will get that Mark off your paintwork.

 

Ah, gyrating hips. What a turn on. Sort of like twerking with rotation.

I'd just be happy with my initials.

 

Aww...that's so lovely Mr GravelTrap....I'm hoping it was a wet finger that did that though....given your exotic tastes lol

 

Would you be embarrassed to learn that I wrote 'Blink' on mine - also with a wet finger.

 

I do taste exotic its true. When I had the snip I asked if they could make my stuff taste like shiraz and chocolate as my wife loves both. The doc and nurse laughed their heads off and said yes sooo. And yes I used a finger. It's cold outside you know .