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What about poor @bradt .

 

Can't please him. I no longer have white wheels.

Oh, and I'm manogomous!

 

There must be something wrong with you lot writing sh!t in crap, caked on your shiny pride and joy. I wiped of an insect off my black tank and under fluorescent light I can still see the scratch and it annoys the feck outta me! You can’t even see it outside!

 

I soften my insects first by leaving damp paper towel on them. 30 mins later I wipe off with a soft yellow cloth. No scratch. No marks.

 

Yeah, I know but sometimes I have no patience! Wasn't really thinking at the time but I certainly wouldn't draw something on ANY vehicle mine or otherwise.

I see some motors on the road and I really despair. It seems when a vehicle gets to a certain age or they've owned it a while people can't be arsed.

 

Nigels a bit like that with wives

 

I thought you was going to quote
He puts a damp cloth on them and then wipes them away

 

Well.... aren't you Peter Perfect

I draw on other people's vehicles. ..

In fact this slightly mucky Rangey is getting my finger twitching as I speak

 

Spam fritter again or the chippy?

 

Last evening biker fish & chips of the season for me until the the nights start to draw out again always a sad marker

As you can see its gone from hundreds of bikers to just me and a Harley!
Although 2 'Braces' did turn up but fortunately started to bore one another into a coma instead of me....so perhaps it was a sign

 

I never get that part of riding. Putting them away. I ride year round. I bundle up and go for a ride, regardless of the temperature. Though I draw the line at torrential rain, snow and ice.

In fact, every Christmas and New Year I ride down to the beach and go for a walk.

 

Yeah I ride all year round and love it too but the winter just makes a lot of regular biker hot spots ghost towns, so unfortunately I lose a big part of the social side at this time

 

I'm sorry but what's happened here. The standard I have come to accept is being blatantly ignored. @Lozzy said she HAD A TWITCHY FINGER. !!!!!!!! Must I do all the smut myself come on now gentlemen you have let yourselves down you have let other forum members down and most importantly you have let @Lozzy down . I'm not cross im just disappointed.

 

Join a motorcycle club, they gather all the time.

 

Did I miss something or have I had too much gin and tonics???

 

I'd be interested in a club for sure. I've no bike mates here in Yorkshire bar one but he's afraid of rain and traffic and mostly rides all on track over a 2 month window.

 

Aww, okay then. You know what you can do with a twitchy finger Loz and I’m not talking about writing names in dirt! Ooer missus. Sounds rude.

 

I bet you do Lozzy

is that better graveltrap

 

OOh, Loz said hot spot!

Hows that GT?

 

It’s the torrential rain part that is mainly the problem for me.