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  1. mk3golfcab

    mk3golfcab Elite Member

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    Best. Post. Today.

    bravo!
     
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  2. mk3golfcab

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    Is there ever too much?
     
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  3. LRJimmy

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    Ooooh yes. I’m fur liking blotto at the moment. More then a bottle of gin. Zero sleep and shit faced. Hallelujah brothers. The world is magnificent but.......
     
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    Once you get past the point of return there’s no point stopping. It’s the sleep that makes you feel rough the next day;)

    I thought you Scots could handle a couple of bevvies! :p:p
     
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  5. LRJimmy

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    You ain’t seen the measures they pour. It’s magnificent. But 3 drinks is more than a bottle,,... TIA is the saying but they really miss the F. TIFA ;)
     
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    i remember the measures in Spain last time I went. Full glass of alcohol and a literal splash of mixer. I was f**ked after one...:confused:
     
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    It won't be magnificent in the morning lol
     
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    Is it ever magnificent the morning after... :p:D
     
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  9. Lozzy

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    Well...I guess it can be...if you've managed not to be sick in your slippers....or the record player....or out of the window but it's stuck to the glass :confused:
    Ahh happy teenage memories :D
     
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  10. LRJimmy

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    Ohhhhh but it will. I broke the mould and know my limits. I have stopped and will be perfectly sober for my next check in tomorrow i am that annoying c^nt hahahaha
     
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    What the hell is a record player:eek::D
     
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    normal service will be resumed. Great stuff :p:D
     
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  13. LRJimmy

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    Oh to be a teenager again with the same life experiences :D
     
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    I would be floating around Derbyshire ;)
     
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    Can you get your boots off Jimmy?:):p:p:p:p
     
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  16. LRJimmy

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    Somehow I did but can’t really remember :)
     
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    Good morning :D
    How's the head :D
     
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  18. LRJimmy

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    Lol. It’s still attached and not too bad. I would have liked to sleep longer though :D
     
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    Not that easy, the gene pool is a bit shallow. Local pubs for local people don't you know :p
     
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    Bleedin hell says him from spud u like Lincolnshire :rolleyes:

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    I'M FWOM BWISTOL ......:mad:


    Lol :D


     
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