Nigel's Advent Calendar

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  1. LRJimmy

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    You photoshopped away my tattoo?
     
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    I’ve only bloody been hit with that optimistic stick too, story of my life!
     
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    Made my day this @nigelrb..... Especially today's :);)
     
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    Thanks Lozzy, looking forward to number 4,5,6 etc
     
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  5. LRJimmy

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    More dark haired super sexy totty behind no 4. Maybe a bit young but certainly kicks the brain into gear LL ;)
     
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    Nah....I'd rather have a play with no3 ;):p
     
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  7. LRJimmy

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    Me too...reminds me of someone :D
     
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    Can't see many bikers or garages ordering the new 'woke' 2020 Pirelli Calendar :eek:

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    You may have to peruse all the booby doors for several minutes to get any feeling back after viewing this lot :rolleyes:
     
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    Me likey
     
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    The girl channelling kd lang has potential!:cool:;)
     
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    I think kd Lang would like her to channel her.
     
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    Todays hottie behind no 15 is rather pleasant. Enough to watch all 31 seconds of her again :D
    She defo reminds me of a gal I know although she doesn’t have quite as much of a tan ;)
     
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    Now then...... @nigelrb has undoubtedly brought a wealth of knowledge and expertise to us all in our time of need.....but this has to be his highlight for me.

    We all remember his self named 'Hiatus' where his absence created one of the longest threads in history...... But this for me is what he'll be remembered for..... We salute you Sir Nigel ;):D

    Of course I detest anything derogatory towards women :confused:;):D
     
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  14. nigelrb

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    Hmph. Anyone with implants doesn't rate for me. Would be just the same as laying next to Linda Latex.:(
     
  15. LRJimmy

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    But holding those sumptuous gelatinous mounds of joy is girl with all the feelings and frailties the same as any other...looking for some love and attention ;);)
     
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    No3 has won this hands down :)
     
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    Maybe so, but Linda Latex doesn't get 'headaches' and the big bonus is that there's no consent issues!:D:D
     
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  18. LRJimmy

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    PMSL :rolleyes::D
     
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    Depends where they put the implants; under the breast or on top. One makes an almost natural feel. The other, obviously fake.

    and yes, I’m speaking from experience ;)
     
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    When you say 'on top', I guess you're referring to whether the implants are inserted beneath the muscle tissue (optimum) or just beneath the skin (Thai budget operation). If this is the case, I can understand your comparison.

    If however, you've experienced the implant stuck on top of the breast with Gorilla tape or similar, I can well understand your disappointment.:);)
     
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