If you weren't charging so much for postage, I'd be interested... But I guess nothing costs that much to post???
When we met at the ACE last year Matrix you appeared to me to be a man that new a bargain when it's right in front of you, £0.60 is the cost of a first class stamp and as I said there is no charge for the envelope.
Maybe you think I know a bargain, but I am a half Chinese Trinidadian, so it is in my genes and culture to haggle and make a mutually beneficial deal... So with that being said, I am sure that I can grab a £0.60 stamp from the post office, and just say that nothing I have is from you!!!!! That way I can save you the cost of a stamp and envelope, you get to keep nothing, I have nothing extra, and I can still use the stamp for nothing, so I am not out of pocket!!! Actually, in that case, YOU OWE ME £0.60 for saving you nothing!!!!! That is called Trickydadian Arithmetic.
It appears that I'm being undercut by some that are sending out nothing's for nothing and no postage cost, it is noteworthy that there are differing qualities of nothing and purchasing your nothing from a back street supplier could leave you with a fake nothing or even nothing at all!! I also have time on my hands and thought I might sell what I don't need, however, you guys appear to have far to much time on your hands to require further supply?
Carl, I just checked, and I have found that I indeed have too much time on my hands, so I certainly don't need any more!!! However, Alot of time on my hands and a whole pile of nothing does seem to work well together. But I have been duped. I should have paid you for nothing, because all I got today was nothing at all, just like you warned. I am going to get rid of nothing at all, and may have to humbly ask you to send nothing to me?? Please?? I look forward to receiving nothing from you. Can I pay you after I receive it so I can verify it is nothing that I asked for?? EDIT - Just checked credit card statement and I have been charged nothing for nothing at all!!!! What a rip off!!!!
I am sorry but you must be mistaken Carl. I didn’t ask you to send me nothing. And, anyway to be quite honest I am not that interested in your over priced nothing. I got nothing from Yorkshire with free postage and it cost me nowt, so I got nowt for nowt. I have also done a bit of research and you can get a better build quality nothing for nichts from Germany and a better designed nothing for narda from Spain. You need to up your game mate.
I nearly got sucked in then. I had a look to see if I had any time on my hands then realised that time is an abstract concept so I couldn't possibly have it on my hands as they, in contrast, are manifestations of reality. That was when I noticed that I had hands on my watch, actively quantifying time and sectioning it into individual segments. As I began to ponder the deeper philosophy involved I saw that I did in fact have biro on my hands left over from the scar I drew onto them so I could take part in the blood blister thread... What was the question again?
I am wondering what you would do with that left hand, if you could type as fast with one hand, just saying, that’s all, just saying.
According to one of the other threads it's something to do with cats and hoovers, K. But, if I'm honest, I'm way out of my depth here.
